Daytime Lunch Hour

Have you ever tried to eat lunch while watching soap operas? It's like their target audience is diharea on its period with a yeast infection.

I'll be hapily munching a panutbutter sandwich, enjoying the drama of some love trinagle, when we cut to commercial. Suddenly someone's taking a deep breath and confessing to me that they have genital herpes on national television!

Now I'm not hungry anymore.